Pirate Information Center - Bad Pirate Jokes

  1. What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? Ye might think it’s ‘R’, but his first love be the ‘C’!
  2. Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank? They’ll just wash up on shore later!
  3. How do pirates prefer to communicate? Aye to aye!
  4. What’s a pirate’s worst nightmare? A sunken chest with no booty!
  5. Why did the pirate go to college? To improve his arrrrticulation!
  6. What do ye call a pirate with two eyes and two legs? A rookie!
  7. Why did nobody want to play cards with the pirate? Because he was standing on the deck!
  8. How much did the pirate pay for his peg and hook? An arm and a leg!
  9. What’s a pirate’s favorite type of exercise? The plank!
  10. Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrr!
  11. What do you call a pirate who likes to skip school? Captain Hooky!
  12. Why did the pirate refuse to say “Aye Aye, Captain”? Because he’s only got one eye!
  13. What’s a pirate’s favorite movie? Booty and the Beast!
  14. How do pirates know that they are pirates? They think, therefore they ARRRR!
  15. Why did the pirate sit on the toilet? To get to the bottom of the sea!
  16. What do you call a pirate with a ship full of musical instruments? The Jolly Har-roger!
  17. Why did the pirate buy an eyepatch? Because he couldn’t afford an iPad!
  18. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
  19. Why did the pirate go to the Apple store? To buy an iPatch!
  20. What do you call a pirate who steals from the rich and gives to the poor? Robin Hook!